Aeon (aeoncole) wrote,
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One of Those Days

I'm having one of those days that needs an injection of humor. 

Sayings on Bathroom Walls
 

 Anyone can piss on the floor, be a hero shit on the ceiling

 --My personal favorite.. Mens room .. a silly bar in Tampa, Fl.

 

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.

--Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

 

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

--Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

 

Beauty is only a light switch away.

--Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

 

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.

--Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.

 

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"

--Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.

 

God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust?

-- The Irish  Times, Washington, D.C.

 

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

--The Bayou, Baton Rouge,Louisiana.

 

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.

--Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

 

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

--Bentley's  House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.

 

 It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

--Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

 

Make love, not war.--Hell, do both, get married!

--Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.

 

God is dead. -Nietzsche;   Nietzsche is dead. -God

--The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.

 

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

--Revolution Books. New York, New York.

 

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:  If it has tires or testicles, you're going  to have  trouble with it.

     --Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas

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