When it comes right down to it, I really don't give a shit about what color bra you're wearing or what you had for breakfast this morning. Yeah, your kids are cute but I don't have kids for a reason. I generally prefer my life to be child-free. If I see one more lost sheep I'm making lamb chops. If one more person sends me a virtual hug, I'm going to send them a punch in the nose back.
I have 40 people on my list of friends and I have 35 of them filtered out because, yeah, what I said above.
It's great for keeping up with my family but, they're my family. We talk. In real life.
Maybe I'm just grumpy today and everything is getting on my nerves. Somehow I don't think so.