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Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional

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“The best number is 73…. 73 is the twenty-first prime number. Its mirror, 37, is the twelfth and its mirror, 21, is the product of multiplying (hang on to your hats) 7 and 3…. In binary, 73 is a palindrome: 1-0-0-1-0-0-1, which backwards is 1-0-0-1-0-0-1.”
— Sheldon Cooper (Season 4, Episode 10 The Alien Parasite Hypothesis)

"There is a rumor going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist."
— Terry Pratchett

"As an atheist, I cannot fall back on Jesus forgiving me for what I do to you. My obligation is to treat you fairly from the start."
— Scott Hurst

So you've stumbled across my journal. Some of you may know me as aeon65 on fanfiction.net or Twitter.

I used to write fanfiction. I'm not doing that any longer. See this post for an explanation.

Now this is a place for me to ramble on about this and that. And rant about the general vortex of stupidity that is life in the real world.

Follow me on Twitter: aeon65

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In real life, if such a thing exists, I am a college mathematics professor and administrator.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather a skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WA HOO, what a ride!"

From The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army
#58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we’ve all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.

May your day be gentle & calm.
Remember the earth is the only planet with Chocolate.

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